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Recent Movie Reviews

scr00g mcduc scr00g mcduc

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Mickey Mouse Is Used To Getting Puked Upon!

This is MUCH more entertaining than the original McDuck cartoon about Scrooge
and his three retarded nephews! And take it from a Californian, Mickey gets puked
on at Dizzyland 10 or 20 times a day! (Dizzyland is only fun on "Goth Day" BTW).
This was on the frontpage because it is HILARIOUS and it's not another dumb
flash with bad music (lotsa '90s music on NG - NOT COOL) Very Good Flash!!!

I Swear To God I Swear To God

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Alpo Fetish? WTF?

At least she is not breeding! Stay OUT of the gene pool, fatties!

Rockoons 2 Rockoons 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fifty/Fifty ... ... ...

I am split on this, I really like the critters, but Journey sucks, just ask any
musician and they'll tell you. Journey sucks almost as bad as Rush.

But these critters are cool, maybe have them do a Sabbath cover, that would
rock, Raccoons covering 'Sweetleaf". Or maybe the Bad Brains "Sailin' On"
I look forward to more Rockoons. -the saint

Recent Game Reviews

Aisha Outlaw Star Hentai Aisha Outlaw Star Hentai

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Watch those teeth....

Yeah, I also wish it were more than just a demo, but it's a damn good demo!
What I wonder is, how is it with a girl with fangs giving oral satisfaction?
I live in L.A. so finding a girl with fangs won't be a problem.... I will research this
matter and report back to NG.

Love Hina sim date RPG Love Hina sim date RPG

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great Game, Many Options!

I dig this. Many more options than I need, which is great! The more complex the
dating sim, the more choices and more fun to be had. I will keep at this one until
I have scored with all the nice girls (except the Aunt. She IS crazy!)

Recent Audio Reviews

nF-my house? nF-my house?

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Tight bangin' track- Get this to the DJs...

Very cool. The ambient spots are extra-long in a couple places, which makes the
track unpredictable and builds up more drama. Another example of a song worthy
of soundtrack licensing. It's not 'house' though, it's more straight up techno, maybe
a bit hard trance. Bust out a single and get this to your local DJ, they will thank you.
- The Saint [dead panda]

Moonlight Funk Moonlight Funk

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good Synthwork, Would be a great Soundtrack...

This is great, good mix of patches and linear variety. The synth riff sounds like it was
actually played, which is great (even if it wasn't is irrelevant) This song should do well
listed for licensing/soundtracks. If I was still an afterhours DJ I'd spin it, 'nuff said.
-The Saint [dead panda]

Darren-M responds:

thank you for the review! i actually did record alot of this song with my keyboard and only quantized the notes some to make them line up a little better but i didnt want to make it too robotic because with rhythm, that can actually deconstruct it.

interesting, i never thought of it as a sound track song. =]